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Topiary - concerned with or formed by clipping shrubs etc into ornamental shapes
The Concise Oxford Dictionary

It doesn’t say it should always be balls, cones or peacocks

Hedge - closely planted row of bushes or low trees
The Concise Oxford Dictionary

It doesn’t say it should always be straight

So, we’ve established there are no rules...

Off we go

words from other people

  • ‘It’s absurd’
  • ‘Can’t decide if it’s great or kitsch’
  • ‘The funkiest, most creative pruning’
  • ‘That’s not a hedge it’s a work of art’
  • ‘You can write what you like as long as it’s not “boll.....s” ’
  • ‘Can you really write on hedges or is it photoshopped?’
  • ‘Are you Banksy?’

words about other people

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